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Yah

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

who-areyoureally:

I can’t control the universe but I sure as shit can get drunk and yell at it

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

tanyshark:

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am

sorry


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